once again, HAPPY VALENTINES :)
here are lame jokes.
i scratched my knee. I fell for you.
you are my train. i missed you.
i have had too many raisins.
can i have a date instead?
can i have a date instead?
do you know the way to the toilet?
i was lost in your eyes.
does it hurt? you fell from heaven.
aren't your legs tired?
you've been running through my mind the whole day.
you're my dictionary.
you put meaning in my life.
Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.”
Boy: “Really?”
Girl: “Yeah, you make me sick!”
Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: “I’m sweet on you!”
Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valentiny!
have you been playing with mazes?
i am a-mazed by you.
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
“I’ve got a crutch on you!”
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